The Resource 1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource)
1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource)
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The item 1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource) represents a specific, individual, material embodiment of a distinct intellectual or artistic creation found in Lane Public Library.This item is available to borrow from 1 library branch.
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The item 1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource) represents a specific, individual, material embodiment of a distinct intellectual or artistic creation found in Lane Public Library.
This item is available to borrow from 1 library branch.
- Summary
- The 1, 2, 3s of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade-school primers of yesteryear inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe. This clever counting book for the middle-aged (which the United States Census Bureau defines as age 35 and above) is perfect for readers of a certain vintage who intend to grow old gracefully--and with a sense of humor.Featuring full-color, retro illustrations in a playful board book format, 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe makes an excellent, humorous gift for the more than 78.2 million baby boomers in the United States. Consider:* 3: When they were first going out in their twenties, Thaddeus and Theresa used to have sex THREE times each day. Now that they are middle-aged, they still have sex THREE times. A year.*<, >: Hey, those don't look like numbers! And you're right. They are not numbers. They are symbols that are used with numbers . . . and they are all over middle-aged Milton's doctor's report. It says I should have a total cholesterol <200. I should have HDL >60. I should have LDL <129 . . . Gee Milton, that is a lot of more thans and less thans. I know, says Milton. I'm < thrilled!* 59 1/2: Today is a great day! It is Carl's FIFTY-NINTH-AND-A-HALF birthday! Carl usually wouldn't celebrate a half birthday, but this one is different. Since he has turned FIFTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF, he is getting a nice present from his Uncle Sam: his very first penalty-free IRA distribution!
- Language
- eng
- Extent
- 1 online resource
- Note
- Ob board pages
- Isbn
- 9781449402143
- Label
- 1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged
- Title
- 1, 2, can't reach my shoe
- Title remainder
- a counting book for the middle-aged
- Statement of responsibility
- by Ross and Kathryn Petras
- Title variation
- One, two, can't reach my shoe
- Language
- eng
- Summary
- The 1, 2, 3s of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade-school primers of yesteryear inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe. This clever counting book for the middle-aged (which the United States Census Bureau defines as age 35 and above) is perfect for readers of a certain vintage who intend to grow old gracefully--and with a sense of humor.Featuring full-color, retro illustrations in a playful board book format, 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe makes an excellent, humorous gift for the more than 78.2 million baby boomers in the United States. Consider:* 3: When they were first going out in their twenties, Thaddeus and Theresa used to have sex THREE times each day. Now that they are middle-aged, they still have sex THREE times. A year.*<, >: Hey, those don't look like numbers! And you're right. They are not numbers. They are symbols that are used with numbers . . . and they are all over middle-aged Milton's doctor's report. It says I should have a total cholesterol <200. I should have HDL >60. I should have LDL <129 . . . Gee Milton, that is a lot of more thans and less thans. I know, says Milton. I'm < thrilled!* 59 1/2: Today is a great day! It is Carl's FIFTY-NINTH-AND-A-HALF birthday! Carl usually wouldn't celebrate a half birthday, but this one is different. Since he has turned FIFTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF, he is getting a nice present from his Uncle Sam: his very first penalty-free IRA distribution!
- Cataloging source
- TEFOD
- http://library.link/vocab/creatorName
- Petras, Ross
- Dewey number
-
- 305.244
- 305.244
- Illustrations
- illustrations
- Index
- no index present
- LC call number
- PN6231.M47
- Literary form
- non fiction
- Nature of contents
- dictionaries
- http://library.link/vocab/relatedWorkOrContributorName
- Petras, Kathryn
- http://library.link/vocab/subjectName
-
- Middle-aged persons
- Aging
- Board books
- SELF-HELP / Personal Growth / Happiness
- Label
- 1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource)
- Note
- Ob board pages
- Antecedent source
- unknown
- Color
- multicolored
- Control code
- frd793432570
- Dimensions
- unknown
- Extent
- 1 online resource
- File format
- unknown
- Form of item
- online
- Isbn
- 9781449402143
- Isbn Type
- (electronic bk.)
- Level of compression
- unknown
- Other physical details
- color illustrations
- Quality assurance targets
- not applicable
- Reformatting quality
- unknown
- Sound
- unknown sound
- Specific material designation
- remote
- System control number
-
- (Sirsi) i9781449402143
- (Sirsi) b1401186
- Label
- 1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource)
- Note
- Ob board pages
- Antecedent source
- unknown
- Color
- multicolored
- Control code
- frd793432570
- Dimensions
- unknown
- Extent
- 1 online resource
- File format
- unknown
- Form of item
- online
- Isbn
- 9781449402143
- Isbn Type
- (electronic bk.)
- Level of compression
- unknown
- Other physical details
- color illustrations
- Quality assurance targets
- not applicable
- Reformatting quality
- unknown
- Sound
- unknown sound
- Specific material designation
- remote
- System control number
-
- (Sirsi) i9781449402143
- (Sirsi) b1401186
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