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The Resource 1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource)

1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource)

Label
1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged
Title
1, 2, can't reach my shoe
Title remainder
a counting book for the middle-aged
Statement of responsibility
by Ross and Kathryn Petras
Title variation
One, two, can't reach my shoe
Creator
Contributor
Subject
Genre
Language
eng
Summary
The 1, 2, 3s of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade-school primers of yesteryear inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe. This clever counting book for the middle-aged (which the United States Census Bureau defines as age 35 and above) is perfect for readers of a certain vintage who intend to grow old gracefully--and with a sense of humor.Featuring full-color, retro illustrations in a playful board book format, 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe makes an excellent, humorous gift for the more than 78.2 million baby boomers in the United States. Consider:* 3: When they were first going out in their twenties, Thaddeus and Theresa used to have sex THREE times each day. Now that they are middle-aged, they still have sex THREE times. A year.*<, >: Hey, those don't look like numbers! And you're right. They are not numbers. They are symbols that are used with numbers . . . and they are all over middle-aged Milton's doctor's report. It says I should have a total cholesterol <200. I should have HDL >60. I should have LDL <129 . . . Gee Milton, that is a lot of more thans and less thans. I know, says Milton. I'm < thrilled!* 59 1/2: Today is a great day! It is Carl's FIFTY-NINTH-AND-A-HALF birthday! Carl usually wouldn't celebrate a half birthday, but this one is different. Since he has turned FIFTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF, he is getting a nice present from his Uncle Sam: his very first penalty-free IRA distribution!
Cataloging source
TEFOD
http://library.link/vocab/creatorName
Petras, Ross
Dewey number
  • 305.244
  • 305.244
Illustrations
illustrations
Index
no index present
LC call number
PN6231.M47
Literary form
non fiction
Nature of contents
dictionaries
http://library.link/vocab/relatedWorkOrContributorName
Petras, Kathryn
http://library.link/vocab/subjectName
  • Middle-aged persons
  • Aging
  • Board books
  • SELF-HELP / Personal Growth / Happiness
Label
1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource)
Link
http://lanepl.freading.com/ebooks/details/r:download/ZnJlYWQ0ODE1
Instantiates
Publication
Note
Ob board pages
Antecedent source
unknown
Color
multicolored
Control code
frd793432570
Dimensions
unknown
Extent
1 online resource
File format
unknown
Form of item
online
Isbn
9781449402143
Isbn Type
(electronic bk.)
Level of compression
unknown
Other physical details
color illustrations
Quality assurance targets
not applicable
Reformatting quality
unknown
Sound
unknown sound
Specific material designation
remote
System control number
  • (Sirsi) i9781449402143
  • (Sirsi) b1401186
Label
1, 2, can't reach my shoe : a counting book for the middle-aged, by Ross and Kathryn Petras, (electronic resource)
Link
http://lanepl.freading.com/ebooks/details/r:download/ZnJlYWQ0ODE1
Publication
Note
Ob board pages
Antecedent source
unknown
Color
multicolored
Control code
frd793432570
Dimensions
unknown
Extent
1 online resource
File format
unknown
Form of item
online
Isbn
9781449402143
Isbn Type
(electronic bk.)
Level of compression
unknown
Other physical details
color illustrations
Quality assurance targets
not applicable
Reformatting quality
unknown
Sound
unknown sound
Specific material designation
remote
System control number
  • (Sirsi) i9781449402143
  • (Sirsi) b1401186

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